This is way old but I only discovered it today-my head must have been in the clouds or something. Mine is probably one of the groan-worthy ones. I only vaguely remember entering when I first opened my account. It was written off the cuff (<--see the idiom there, eh?), and I punctuated Jets wrong. Now I'm the one groaning.
Yeah, I'm embarrassed, but am trying to look on the bright side - don't know how many people entered, but my cheesy entry was notable enough to be mentioned: