Thursday, June 21, 2012

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Blog Hop!

Today is the Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! Blog Hop!  

Hosted by myself and Victoria Smith.

Woot!



Today, our heroines and being interviewed by another girl from our writing.  More specific to mine, Ivy is being interviewed by Amery, her closest girlfriend.

I did something a little silly.  The first part is video, and the second part is written.  The second won't make sense unless you've seen the first.   

So, enjoy my silliness... ooh, and it has some Aerosmith, too, if you turn  up the volume.  :D
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SPECIAL NOTE: Amery Archer has been disqualified from this competition for providing false information.  A voice recording of the actual interview Amery conducted was discovered in my recycle bin today, of which I have transcripted below.

Tape Recording Begins…

Amery:  Okay, are you ready?

Ivy:  Wait.  What’s this thing for again?

Amery:  :groans:  I told you, I have to do an interview for this thing online. 

Ivy:  On what?

Amery:  Weren’t you listening earlier? It’s girlie stuff.  No big.

Ivy:  And who exactly is going to see this?

Amery:  A few people you don’t even know, so don’t worry about being shy.  Speak your mind. Now, can we get started?  I have to get this finished before tomorrow.

Ivy:  Fine. Let’s do this.

Amery:  Okay, to start off, why don’t you tell me a little bit about yourself.

Ivy:  Well, I’m Ivy, I’m twenty-one, I go to Riordan College, and I’m one of the hosts of The Truths about Dating and Mating. 

Amery:  Excellent.  Now, I’ll start you off with an easy question:  Who is your celebrity crush?

Ivy: (sighs) Channing Tatum.  Yum!

Amery:  I know, right!

Ivy:  He’s sex on a stick…Have you seen the trailers for Magic Mike?

Amery:  Only about a million times. 

Ivy:  Damn, he looks good.  There were these girls gushing about him on Twitter the other night and one of them said something that really made me laugh.  God, what was it…(pause)…oh, I remember, she said:  “I just wanna rub oil all over his body and ride him like a Slip ‘N Slide.”

Amery: Well, can you blame her?

Ivy:  Not a bit.  I would ride the guy like a trick pony.

Amery:  :snickers:  Okay, then.  Next, tell me about Ian.

Ivy:  :rolls eyes:  Ian is my best friend and I love him, but he’s loud, obnoxious and a total man-whore.  Every girl on campus wants to be the one to give him what he needs, but I’m the only who knows what he needs, which is a swift kick in the ass.  It’s so annoying!  Everyone thinks he’s this big badass, and he plays into that, but I know the truth about him. 

Amery:  And what’s that?

Ivy:  At heart, he’s just a lost guy looking to loved. 

Amery:  Hmmm.  Next, what turns you off about a guy?

Ivy:  When he assumes I’m a whore because of what I talk about on the show, and treats me like a conquest. 

Amery:  Do you get that a lot?

Ivy:  Hellz yeah! It really pisses me off, too.

Amery:  I’m sorry to hear that.  Moving on.  It’s the end of the first date.  The guy goes in for a kiss – what kind does he get? 

Ivy:   Depends on the guy.  If he’s an ass, he’s likely to get bitch-slapped.  If he’s sweet but I’m still not sure how I feel, maybe a peck.  If I’m really into him, I’d probably be the one to make the move, and then I’d kiss him until he was begging for oxygen.    

Amery:    Good to know.  So when it comes to a guy - boxers or briefs?

Ivy:  Boxers.  Although, to be honest, there’s something kind of hot about a guy who goes commando. 

Amery:   :laughs uproariously: 

Ivy: What is so funny?

Amery:  Nothing, nothing.  Last question:  What’s really going on with you and Ian?

Ivy:  :groans:  We’re just friends.

Amery:  Yeah, okay, if you say so…

LOL - Okay, I'm a dork...and I put way too much time in this, but when I decide to do something, I commit myself to it.  Hope it  made you laugh...or at least smile a little bit.  If not, oh well - at least I find myself funny.  :D

Thanks for participating everyone!  Can't wait to hop around and see what you've come up with.

Victoria and I will be announcing our winners early next week!  Now go, check out everyone else's awesome interviews in the linky below!



69 comments:

  1. Bwahaha, a video. And Ivy is hot ;)

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  2. The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in. Camisetas de futbol

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  3. "...ride him like a Slip N Slide!" OMG, Totally there. Best line!

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  4. Loved this. And I love the story of Ian and Ivy. LOVE IT! Can't wait to read more. Need a beta reader? LOL! Awesome stuff. :)

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    1. email me - you can look over the first 4 chapters. ;)

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  5. Ivy is so freaking cool! I cannot WAIT until this book is published - it is killing me that I can't read it all right now!

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    1. Do you know how excited that makes me? I have people who want to read my book! Woot!

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  6. Hey, that was great. You totally deserve an award. Too bad you can't win. :)

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    1. LOL, thanks! And that's okay. I thought up this gem on Tuesday, almost trashed it a few times, and then said: why the heck not? :D

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  7. worth it! great job, jaycee! & thanks for the hop!

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    1. Thanks, Tara! And thank you for participating! :D

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  8. Love seeing the different styles of interview everyone has come up with.

    Ivy's quite feisty, isn't she?

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  9. This sounds so interesting! Great characters. (And Channing Tatum- I agree! Yum!)

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  10. Sex on a stick? Have to ask my wife about that tonight.

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  11. *giggles* Love the liberties Avery took with the video--too funny. And i am totally with Ivy on her underwear assessment.

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    1. She's a bad girl, but she's the one who realizes their feelings for each other before they do.

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  12. Really cute interview! It has a really nice contemporary voice to it.

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    1. Thanks, Carrie-Anne! That's the New Adult voice for you!

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  13. Well, my interview was so different. Maybe I should change mine? Nope! But yours was too great! Loved it!

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    1. I think everyone's was different - I just had a brainchild and decided to cook this up. :D

      Glad you liked it!

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  14. HAhahahahaha! Oh, the video paired with the transcript was just brilliantly done. I laughed. What was your word... "uproariously." Thanks for hosting the blog hop, and letting all of our ladies take a turn on the boys. And then putting this wonderful gem of an interview together for it.

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    1. :D Thank you, Bailey! It was fun doing this and I got to flex some creative muscles. And you're welcome! Glad you enjoyed the hop!

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  15. Hahaha! I love the clever omissions. :D Thanks for hosting, Jaycee. This was fun! :D

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    1. I know, she's a sucky friend, but she's sees what both of them don't. :D

      You're welcome! Glad you enjoyed it!

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  16. That was such a fun idea with the video! Ivory definitely speaks her mind. I love that! Awesomely creative interview :)

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    1. Thanks, Jennifer! Yeah, Ivy don't really know how to hold back...

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  17. Seriously Jaycee? You freaking kill me! I laughed so hard at the trick pony and slip and slide comments..

    BTW, you are not a dork, you are amazing!! I love it.

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    1. Aww, thank you, Jaybird! How about we split it down the middle and call it an awesome dork? LOL.

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  18. Woot, a video! But I really loved the SPECIAL NOTE part hehehee

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    1. Haha - had to make it official. Like I said, I'm a dork. :D

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  19. Thank you for hosting this, Jaycee - it's tons of fun! :)) The layout for your interview was super clever!

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    1. You're welcome! And thank you! Took me six hours to get it all put together, but I had fun.

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  20. Lol, great interview. I'm never going to be able to look at Channing Tatum the same way again! ;)

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    1. Thanks! I've never looked at him any other way! :D

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  21. Very creative. The video was hilarious!!!
    Great interview! :)

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  22. This was freakin' awesome. what a fantastic way to do the interview.

    Amery is one naughty girl. Though I'm very amused with how she twisted everything Ivy said.

    The "I would ride him like a trick pony." and "Slip 'N' Slide" lines cracked me up *dies*.

    I love Ivy, she's adorable, and you can tell she has deep feelings for Ian.

    Thanks for sharing. Every snippet I see of "The Truths About Dating and Mating" makes me even more excited for when it will be released.

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    1. Thank you so much Clare! I'm thrilled to see I have people who want to read this! :D You gave me a big happy!

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  23. You are so freakin' creative! For a second, i read the bold first and was like, wait... someone was disqualified?? LOL!

    I'm with Clare, I can't wait for this to come out!

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    1. Yay, again, this thrills me to no end! I have people who want to read my book! Woot!

      Thanks so much!

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  24. I'm with Ivy. Channing Tatem is my crush of the moment as well. ;)

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  25. I love that you made a video for this challenge! I can imagine that took forever but we appreciate your efforts. Great banter between Ivy and Amery (cool names too).

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    1. Thanks! It was fun! Amery is actually my bf's name. :D

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  26. Such a fun blog hop. Really regretting not joining. :( But I am trying to be sensible in what all I can get done with the kids on summer break!

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    1. Thanks! And boy, can I understand that!

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  27. Hi Jaycee - I found your hop through a Goodreads friend and thought it looked like great fun; do you have a date planned for the next one? I'd love to jump in!
    Shelley W.

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    1. Hi, Shelley! I don't know that we're going to have one soon but when we do, we'll post about it. :D

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  28. Great video and interview. I agree about Tatum.

    Have a wonderful weekend.

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  29. This was very kewl. Reminded me that even tho I feel old, I'm still a girl. Great interview. Love the style.

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    1. Haha - thanks! It was fun to put together. :D

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  30. Great voice! Definitely fun girl talk.

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  31. Fun interview!

    There's an award waiting for you at my blog, Mama Diaries. If you'd like it, please stop by to pick it up.

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    1. Thank you and aww, thanks for the awards! :D

      I'll put it on the blog tomorrow.

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  32. This so made me laugh! And I would go so far as to say that Channing Tatum is a gift from God :D

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  33. Okay, sorry I suck, mine is finally up! :)

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